Hump Day Lesson of the Day: On Girls in the Bathroom

The other day I told my boyfriend that I had a stomach ache, probably due to the fact that I can’t, um, go to the bathroom in his apartment. “WHAT?! That’s not good!” “But it’s gross,” I added. “Plus you only have one bathroom so you’d know,” I added. He started cracking up, and told me that I was crazy and that there is spray for that kind of stuff. He then asked what I’d ever do when I’m married and I simply replied, “That’s gonna suck.” What can I say, I have problems sh*tting where I don’t live.

But what I loved most about the conversation was that he was not grossed out in the least bit. In fact, he encouraged it and told me he’d “cheer me on” because it’s a health issue. HA. I hate those guys that think girls poop out sparkles and always smell like sugar and cupcakes and goodness. NOT TRUE buddies. In fact, we have bodily needs just as much as men, and it’s detrimental to our health not to let them out freely.

Next time I’m stuck in one of those, er, situations, I’m going to try to remember that, and maybe turn on the shower and give it a go. It’s only natural, after all.

5 Responses to “Hump Day Lesson of the Day: On Girls in the Bathroom”

  1. Carolyn @ Lovin' Losing Says:

    Ha! I have a male friend who insists that attractive women poop little dainty pellets like rabbits. Riiiight. He’s insane.

  2. Jess Says:

    Oh man. what a riot. I think we’ve ALL been in that situation!! It took me forever to do “that” when I got married – seriously, had to tell the hubs to go downstairs when I had to use the facilities. LOL.

  3. Emily @ A Cambridge Story Says:

    A fan and some lysol are definitely a step in the right direction! I’ve been married for almost 3 years and lived with my husband before that… and I still hate him knowing about my you-know-what. Ick.

  4. healthychicks Says:

    Hehehe thanks for all of the advice ladies! Carolyn, that’s too funny; I know so many guys like that too! YEA RIGHT. And Jess & Emily – guess it just takes some getting used to I suppose!!

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